One Year Old Quarterback Commits to Notre Dame

Not to be outdone by USC's increasingly aggressive recruitment, newly hired Notre Dame coach Brian Kelly secured a commitment from one year old Rocky Rumzinger to accept a football scholarship. Rumzinger, who does not yet attend school, drew the attention of local fans and scouts when his Mayberry Street Steelers easily defeated the Mayberry Street Aardvarks in that street's annual championship game for preschoolers.  The youngest player in the game, he dominated, completing 3 of 26 passes for an excellent 13.6 quarterback rating.  Kelly, who attended the game, said, "His scrambling ability is just amazing, and he can throw an out pattern across his body while rolling to his right, and I mean rolling, which is something rare in a player his age." Notre Dame fans can't wait to see him suit up, and the Pope has blessed the agreement. Pat Robertson said that no pact with the devil was involved.