Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Weiner Tweets Cause Lilly Stock to Rise

The price of Eli Lilly stock has become engorged following New York Rep. Anthony Weiner’s revelatory tweets. As detailed here on February 25, 2010, Eli Lilly was well aware of Mr. Weiner’s potency and appropriately named its powerful new product after the virile New Yorker. It’s taken awhile, but Cialis Weiner has been flying off the shelves since the recent, inadvertent ad campaign. It has done particularly well in southern states, where until now, conservative males were reluctant to use what they thought might be a New York Jew product. However they are, above all, Americans and as such wish to return the salute of their fellow American. I salute them and Mr. Weiner and wish Eli Lilly shareholders continued success.

1 comment:

  1. Never should have resigned just as he was reaching the heights of his influence.